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Power House company ki ek job nikali hai…
Salary=Rs 15000/-
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Jyaada Mehnat ka kaam nahi hai ,
Bas bijali k taaro par gila Kapda maarna hai…..

Meri Yaad Aaaye == Yaad Karo.
Zyaada Aaye == MSg Karo.
Aur Jyaada Aaye == Phone Karo.
Aur Bhi Jyaada Aaye == Milo.
Uss se bhi Jyaada Aaye == Plz over acting Band Karo.

Mumkin nahi sayad kisi ko samajh pana,
Bina sonche Samjhe kisi se Dil Lagaana,
Aasaan hai kisi ko Pyaar Karna,
Bahut Muskil hai Kisi ka Pyaar Pana.

Wo maza..
Na takht me
Na Taj me
Na poori Duniya k raj me
Na sur me
Na saaz me
Na Kuber k Khazaane me
Jo mja hai
Subah uthh kar fir so jaane me…!!
good morning.

A talking Frog told Lalu, Lalu, you don’t have any brain.
Lalu said, I have it.
Frog repeated, No you don’t.
Excited Lalu yelled, Yes, I have it.
Angry Frog, screamed, No hell, you don’t. And Frog jumps into the water.
Perturbed Lalu mumbled to himself, There was no need to drown and commit suicide for it!!

The newly married wife goes to the store to buy personal things for the husband. She inquires about the deodorant for the men.

The salesman asks, “Do you want the ball type.”

The wife says, “No this is for his underarms.”

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?

Boy to girl: Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..

Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…